The Big Girl Theory

This is the first theory I've filled out. It's not really - there's one theory that I've filled out over here - The I'm not a Bastard Theory (since i created over there but i included here too!)- but here on the Theory inventory this is the first other than the one on the other spot - there are none. so there. fu.

Anyway the Big Girl Theory is an interesting theory since its a behavior observed when one watches big girls but its one that is universal and can be applied to men, women, boys, girls, catholics, jews, asians, and so on.

Let's start with what is a big girl? First off I'm not talking about fat, overweight girls. They're big all right and some of them can be attractive like a big fluffy kitty but other than that they're not of big girl stuff.

Big Girls are tall, and built. They are not the normal height, nor mass. And when they walk into a room they're noticed regardless of their gender. They aways have a presence and no matter where they are they look just right for the circumstances, the right general gear on, the right look, you know - plaid on a windy fall day, and sheer linen on a hot summer one. They almost always have thick hair and they faintly look like Hepburn in some or many ways. They're "handsome" women. They have a great figure - usually long legs that leave them with a shorter torso - but since they have a great figure it makes their hips even more pronounced. Big Girls - since they have a great figure - almost always have nice breasts. They may not be large but they're always shapely.

OK - you demand so what is The Big Girl Theory - well - here goes. When you are somewhere - you are going somewhere - you have been somewhere - you will know those that own where you have been. Now i don't mean legally - I mean by their demeanor. And they're demeanor - those that own - is different - just enough from everyone else - that it is a behavior of almost any size, gender, ethnicity, and nationality. And it is the swagger and comfort with the command one has that is the behavior of Big Girls. Big Girls know they can extinguish small girls with one swing of their massive fists. Big Girls also know they can slay even the largest man with their sensuality and handsomeness and men know they can be slain as well and they look down averting the eyes of the Big Girl.

Big Girls behavior is one of command and ownership. And if you command or own all of the space in which you exist - no matter your size, no matter your gender, and so on - you're a BIG GIRL.